oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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