scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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