thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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