on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He shit in the fireplace
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