So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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