there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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