We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Everything about him screamed your future.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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