Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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