that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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