Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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