my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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