Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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