Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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