For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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