At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I would ride that face into the sunset
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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