Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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