Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Someone signed my nipple.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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