we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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