HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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