sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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