I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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