this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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