You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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