Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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