tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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