That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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