i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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