how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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