This is not my ceiling
i already hear my dad disowning me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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