so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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