just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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