Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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