Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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