I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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