im about as happy as oj after his trial
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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