It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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