38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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