So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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