Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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