I love black thongs
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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