i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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