I think i peed on brittanys purse
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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