stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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