I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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