I must be too annoying 4 u.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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