Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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