Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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