there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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