sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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