Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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As shirtless as possible
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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