Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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