That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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