Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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